2008

Jul

Not me! valeriepeters: I have an unnatural fear of pooping in the workplace.

“The base offense is one in which a center and two tight ends...”
— In another post that will...

I know some of you keep more up-to-date than I do on such matters, so does anyone know (in the...

Of all the voices I imagined Peter Knox to have, imagine my surprise when that one came...

sarahchristine: poobah: (via marjoree) Now that’s funny.

“I figured out the best way to keep Ryan in my life. Marry...”
— Me (via andyandvalerie)

22

I’ll be 25 in two months, and the advice I’d give to my 22 year old self is start...

Unreal. Now I just want this to end, I have to be at work at 7. FUCKING COME ON. peterwknox: Most...

Josh Hamilton's first person ESPN piece...a...

We swept our doubleheader with two one-run games! First win...

“Never say ‘I’m friends with the owner.’ Restaurant owners...”
— I need to tell everyone who...

Slow Sunday, so here’s a picture of a duck.

“This time it’s not a text message. NFL Live’s Chris...”
— Brett Favre: Buffalo...

Creamer shoots 60 in 1st round of Farr - Golf...

“Well sir, I am not a bigoted Cro-Magnon, nor am I...”
— Oh wow. At the Letters: Gender...

Bonus points for those awesome Reebok pumps. peterwknox: On...

“But, alas, they had no idea just who would come — youthful...”
— Of relevance because we have a...

Yes; delicious, spicy battles. livejamie: Oh General Tso, one can only assume you must have fought...

“Increasingly disconnected from the “adult” world...”
— LA Times, via Instapaper

Should my Twitter become a reality...

Con: Reality TV sucks. jessicagoldharalson: Pros: Claudia suggested it and everyone should do...

I think a Brewers game is in my future. Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports

It’s PedoBear, a meme from (I believe, and don’t quote me, because I’m sure a...

MLB’s mobile site is much better than their regular site. When I’m visiting MLB.com I...

Things I Never Knew but Should Have #1

The Christian Science Monitor is not a christian newspaper.

Hockey won't forget about David Carle

I can see how this is of value to the political process.

A Useful iPod Touch App

dshusta: Just 24 hours ago I was in an Apple Store trying out both the iPhones and iPod Touches,...

Firework legality?

In NYS, it’s always been the case that, once a year, the police will turn a blind eye to the...

Valerie and Kim going balls out, so to speak

THIS JUST IN, WAYNE GRETZKY HAS SMOKING HOT DAUGHTER! via...

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the...”
— E.B. White (via jennyjennjen)...

I watched this movie every day for years when I was a kid. ...

Jun

Please note, this looks terrible large because it will be...

“Mom called today and told me that she saw the shoes I put on...”
— Valerie, from the Wedding...

valeriepeters: my dad’s a rockstar. he’s the bald one. rock....

QQ: Are strawberries the perfect fruit? AA: Yes.

This Jakob Lodwick thing is just a whole bunch of you jerking each other off. I realize I’m...

It was genius, wasn’t it? obama08: How Obama...

I was kinda referring to the game but apparently that’s just the background noise to a crappy...

Sarah Croberts* has to be ready to jump off a building. *-I am aware this is not your name.

I wonder why Wal Mart charges $5 more per 28 day supply of the exact same birth control pill than...

Nothing fun or exciting is happening right now, except that the water is out at my apartment and I...

Hooray softball! hooray coming back from a 13-10 defecit and winning 14-13 in the bottom of the...

I want to move to Boston, but I don’t want to teach there. Back to the drawing board.

I see the Cloverfield monster falling from the sky, anyone...

Barack Obama hates blacks. And he’s half black. And he hates...

“22 years ago June the Boston Red Sox picked a Freshman...”
— Curt Schilling’s career...

foodinmouth: andrewfox: Trying to get a freaking deal done in Fantasy Baseball is damn near...

Trying to get a freaking deal done in Fantasy Baseball is damn near impossible. While I realize...

Good baseball game on ESPN tonight… Cubs and the Rays. I’m not sure in what universe but...

BEST THING EVER. GraphJam: Pop culture for people in...

Brand New - Flying at Tree Level (version 1.0) This is a pretty rare tune released only on the...

Hit the subway and buy it. It’s worth it and then some. I will give you one teaser to get...

Tiger Woods, you beautiful bastard.

There’s a ton of gold finches nom nom nom outside my window right now. They’re such...

You guys are missing some freaking awesome golf if you aren’t watching the US Open right now.

Jakers, I assume a professional of your caliber knows...

"Apple may soon be free from AT&T"

robot-heart: via www.nataliedee.com

Apple may soon be free from AT&T

228-year old shipwreck found in Lake Ontario

I had a chalked NY liscense before they redesigned them...

“I’m sure that if Bradley played the race card (white...”
— I’m going to have to...

The kids in our neighborhood… are not very...

If anyone wants to watch the CBS Evening News tonight, there’s a good chance that a corny...

Salmonella. awesome-everyday: So… No one has tomatoes. They’re a freaking summer plant, and they...

Romance...

For the record Atonement (film): pretty good. Atonement (book): bad. sarahchristine: For my...

Dear Jakob

Lodwick annoys me. awesome-everyday: nostrich: I’ve noticed something strange afoot on Jakob...

“i don’t capitalize because there’s no reason to. grammar,...”
— In my first English class as...

“See, in my opinion, being in attendance at a professional...”
— The Fightins’ » Dumb...

One code word, two London strangers, and how...

It’s hot. Really hot. Like, 93 hot. Our landlord just knocked on our door asking if we wanted...

How I Spent My Stimulus

The Brooklyn Atlantics

Seriously. Haven’t we seen enough medicority and failure from expansion teams in the past 20...

via www.huffingtonpost.com

I don’t known if I’ve seen anything cooler than this.

“I will be the Democratic nominee for the President of the...”
— Barack Obama, 3 June 2008,...

All I wanna know is...

I will answer this from the religious angle, because I have some family members who are against...

“All the older forms of elite-bashing have now devolved into...”
— Amen. Op-Ed Contributor - How...

FInally, it’s almost over and Obama can move on to...

I am not coping well.

DWI is pretty much a scarlet letter when it comes to teaching in NY. Well, in the suburbs at...

May

Obama is an Adult

hu·bris-nounexcessive pride or self-confidence; arrogance.

“Fuck your corporate jobs. I don’t give a fuck about them and...”
— Haven’t watched this yet...

Truth, rumors, and predictions for the next...

I’m having an ocular migraine right now. My vision...

The Great Debaters (2007) …. Samantha Booke “House M.D.” …. Tracy...

A former Jack Sparrow from Disneyland tells...

Your Daily Dose of Ignorance

Greg: i already had a conversation with a girl at work
Greg: mind you she's a waitress, has two kids
Greg: is like 25
Greg: she says "Oh, I hate Obama"
Greg: so rather than argue i say
Greg: "why do you hate him?" curious as to how anyone of our generation could hate him
Greg: "Well you know he was a muslim"
Greg: "No, he wasn't"- me
Greg: "Well, on his website it says that he wants to only tax white people"
Greg: "I haven't heard about that, but I can guaranfuckingtee you thats not true"
Greg: especially because he's half white
Greg: so he'd be taxing himself
Greg: "I don't know he just scares me."
Greg: "Because he's black?"- me
Greg: "No, just something about him."
Greg: "No, its cause he's black"- me
Greg: people are so fucking stupid
Greg: I've said it twice but i think i mean it this time
Greg: if this country fucks this one up
Greg: i seriously might be done

He beats cancer, he tosses no-no’s, what more can you...

Another reason I'm OK with living in the...

There are 86 public golf courses within one hours drive.

“Suck on it, Clintstones. And note to the rest of America —...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve...

Might Brandon Webb be a God? He is no mere mortal, that’s for sure.

UGH, fuck you The Office. SRSLY.

The Entitled by Frank Deford Read this book this week. ...

Inner Harbor Baltimore

valeriepeters: Wahington Nationals Park.

This place had fairly good beer. It’s no Rohrbach,...

“In an interview with USA Today, [Clinton] cited an...”
— Ughh, is that something to be...

ugh

I’m freaking bored at a bar while my fiancée’s friends dance to lame 80’s music....

“I’m shocked that Hillary and McZombie are both priding...”
— My entire (unAmerican) issue...

I read it last year and this damn thing still stays with me...

Tumblngaged valeriepeters: so engaged to andrew robert...

Sometimes I wish violence was the answer. jessicagoldharalson: There’s no doubt that...

Robotic squirrel used to study real-life...

Ultimate Scrabble Championship (Best of...

Fuck you. valeriepeters: I just won the championship that Fox and I had going on. Highest score...

Apr

“White boys use more drugs than anybody else. And then it’s...”
— After slavery, servitude |...

There’s nothing good to reblog today and I don’t...

Dean Says a Democrat Must Quit in June

Read the whole article and be horrified

“At the end of the day people work to earn money so they can...”
— I’ll quad it. Someone...

valeriepeters: This says it all.

You look the way I look when I see double stuff...

Retired NY cops are able to connect murder to...

Sweet tip!

great tip. good to know, I will probably do this waiting for iphone to come to verizon in a year or...

“Within the next few pages, you will learn how to assemble...”
— Is that last sentence really...

“DOs & DON’Ts—Choosing your battles Don’t argue...”
— THE VICE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING I...

I got some pineapple upside-down cake ice cream tonight. It’s pretty good. Not great, but I...

ihatetumblr is Peter W. Knox right? Is that the joke?

I’ve been playing a lot of wiffle ball lately. ...

when you left to Paris I replaced you with a cat and named...

valeriepeters: Boyfriend sent this to me. It is erroneous....

So i was going to

So i was going to go golfing because its 70 plus degrees - now im too drunk. Yay spring!

“14. Should one of the hot cart girls on a golf course keel...”
— This guy is a douche.

Sir, I will not take your name

“…a recent New York Times article stated that chastity...”
— Pop stars who use chastity as...

valeriepeters: When I hear the term “Pope-mobile” I instantly conjure up an image of some sort of...

“Really, what lessons do the Superman comics teach? It says...”
— Why Superman will always suck....

marco: sharingtime: You ever look around your desk and think, “What the fuck am I doing here? I...

What does having ASD have to do with being a geek? jessicagoldharalson: AMEN. I’d love to see the...

“What upset Hunter, he says now, was this: The Houston Astros...”
— Has baseball lost the meaning...

Afghan kids gone mad! One of my best friends is in Afghanistan this year. He is the one taping the...

This is what I want to watch when(if) I watch the news. Not some self-important anchor taking him...

(via riotrepublic)

been busy. i’ll catch up eventually.

Who the F are you?

Name: Andrew Sign: Virgo I think. Job: Grad Student/part time retail bitch. City: Rochester, NY...

redsoxinny: MAGGLIOH-NO-NO-NONONONO you didn’t do anything...